Don't ever try and go anywhere in Ohio on a Sunday, just don't do it.  I should know better. 
The cab companies are closed, you can't purchase bus tickets anywhere in this half of the state except M-Fing Toledo, not even in cash, the trains only run between 1 and 4 am from elyria to sandusky, and the LCT has no transfer point to eerie county.
Figures
To sum it all up, getting to Cedar Point failed....busman- why won't you take my money and let me on your bus?
Sorry, Flora, I tried.  It would have been really cool to see you.  I guess i'll just have to find a way to visit you at Sweet Briar next year instead (may have spelled that wrong). 

So all this travel confusion resulted in me spending half of the day stuck in Elyria.  Yitka was awesome and dropped me off and Ivy was awesome and picked me up.  Thank you both for attempting to facilitate a cool trip/save me from waiting another billion hours from the LCT.

Tags: cedar point, friends, grr, ohio, old friends